crankpunker spotted in Denver, Colorado: punkhunt ensues

Michael Sagermann, a.k.a Bobby Snowballs Smith, was last spotted pedaling about in an area just north of Denver, taking scalps and Strava KOMs willy nilly.

Sagermann  is easy to spot in lycra as one of his famed snowballs is bigger than the other.
Sagermann is easy to spot in lycra as one of his famed snowballs is considerably larger than the other.

armed with deep carbon rims and some serious power thanks to Crank Punk Coaching Systems, Sagermann is considered legged and dangerous and should be approached with caution.

or an espresso, as he is quite fond of those, with one of those Italian cookies on the side, the hard ones. with almonds.

here is the last known image of the man, bedecked in the fantastico CPCS kit that is still available in any damn color you can find on the Pantone chart (contact me for prices, sizing, a chat about life, advice on mullets, et cetera).

CPCS3_FDR_22.11.2014

One thought on “crankpunker spotted in Denver, Colorado: punkhunt ensues

  1. A famous Saturday ride in Denver FDR (frustrated dad’s ride). The photography is from Reid Neureiter, a local rider who at times follows the ride on his motorcycle and takes pictures.

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